Fat Joe was coming from the corner where McDonald was. He was eating hamburger on his right hand while sipping on coke which was in the other hand. As he walked, it seemed like a bulldozer was approaching. Joe was huge. He was six feet five with a stomach size of a pig. Nobody looked like him. Anyway, he was coming toward me. Suddenly, a weird thing happened.
Land was vibrating upside down, then Fat Joe vanished. But only a hole was there. People were surprised on one side but they were also happy that land did not vibrate anymore. People were curious about the hole and Fat Joe. So, they sent one person to explore the hole.
“Hey! Ranus! Take a look at this hole. What a hole. Seems like a job for a trash like you!”
“Leave Fat Joe right there. Who gon’ give a thing if he’s a goner? He ain’t got no further or thing. Just leave it that way, man.”
“Shut up and go done. Unless you’re going to be fired.”
“Okay, alright. I’m going down.”
Soon Ranus was lowered down. It took a long than expected. The hole was deep, and the deeper it was, he got more curious about what happened to Joe. Suddenly, the box that Ranus was on crushed to ground. And he saw a huge pool of blood.
“Oh my! What is this goddamn place? A huge pool of blood? I ain’t gonna stay here!” I screamed.
Suddenly, the floor shook like crazy then a loud voice thundered. “How rude! This isn’t blood but melted red chocolate, you fool.” It was Joe I suppose, covered with red substance all over him but strangely he seemed much smaller and slimmer. He wiped his face and I’ll tell you. I have never seen such a handsome face since I was born.
???? This is really weird. Kind of interesting though. I wonder IF there is anything that can be done with such an odd little story.
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